Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
