Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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