Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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