If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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