Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
