just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Randomize
