i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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