we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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