I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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