Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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