Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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