Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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