Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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