No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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