just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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