school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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