That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
