am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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