his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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