Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I deserve this hangover.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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