i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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