these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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