so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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