The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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