I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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