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Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Damn victory sex feels great
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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