Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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