only if we run a train.
done.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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