what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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