She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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