i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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