glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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