and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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