what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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