quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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