just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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