; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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