I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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