remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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