kristin has been a bad kristin
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Come share oat with me in your robe
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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