Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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