We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
