I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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