I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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