I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
