found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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