But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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