yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
my poor anus
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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