cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
tell me about the eggs
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