By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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