Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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