he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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