the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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