I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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