so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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