i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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