U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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