This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
we're making bets on your personal life
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
and you fell through a lawn chair
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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